What Not to Say Game

[JediKaren]

This is a game that we play in theatre arts class. Every week everyone that wishes to play must post 2 topics. Then once that's done (I'll give you all 24 hours to post them) people can start commenting on them. Topics must be PG. Meaning nothing gross. It you wouldn't say it in front of your parents don't say it here. If curse words are needed please use #$%! or something to that effect. Actions can be shown using this sign * Breaking rules will have your post deleted. No whining. Please make it clear what topic you wish to comment on.
Topics can be things like this:

What not to say on a first day?

What not to say at a funeral?

[Female_Jedi_Master]

Ok can we start it here or do we start it somewhere else b/c I have an idea lol WHAT NOT TO DO AT WAL-MART & What not to do when shopping for under garments for your kids LOL

[JediKaren]

Great idea Lilly.

Ok people the topic is

What not to do at a Wal-Mart.
For all thoses that don't know what this is, wal mart is a superstore with clothes, food, supplies for bathrooms and stuff. It's also a very cheap store that teens like because they can afford stuff from there, poor people will shop there,and old people like it.

[Female_Jedi_Master]

JediKaren said:

Great idea Lilly.

Ok people the topic is

What not to do at a Wal-Mart.
For all thoses that don't know what this is, wal mart is a superstore with clothes, food, supplies for bathrooms and stuff. It's also a very cheap store that teens like because they can afford stuff from there, poor people will shop there,and old people like it.

1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a Code-3 in housewares,"...and see what happens.
5. Put M&M's on lay away.
6. Move 'CAUTION WET FLOOR' signs to carpet areas.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why won't you people leave me alone?"
9. look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk >if > > he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.
12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different sized funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say: "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again."
15. Go into the fitting room and yell real loud ... "Hey we're out of toilet paper in here!"
16. Do not make faces at the camera's you never know who is watching

[JediKaren]

1) ask for cash for 100 bill in pennies
2) take a roll of those stickers and put one on every single person you meet
3)roll blade in the story
4) scream "my water broke!"

[foreverypsi]

1) make prank calls on the intercom like:
"would the owner of a red car(be inspecific) please put out the fire that is currently melting it."
"clean up in isle 4,5,6,7,8, and 9"
start reading complex poetry
find a staff list and read all the names ie"would sue,joe bob fred wilma jimmy, alexa, etc.etc. please come to the front desk."
"zellers is way cheaper. why the heck are you shopping here?"

2)act like you are a cashier and the cash register is not working
3)bring a HUGE pile of clothes to the change room
4)hide in a clothes rack and when someone comes to pick some colothes wisper "PICK ME,PICK ME."