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Post by JediKaren on Jun 19, 2007 23:01:53 GMT -5
How to Play: Ask a question. Someone else will give you a stupid answer. Don't take it seriously and that person has to ask another question.
ex: Why is the sky blue?
Because someone threw paint up there.
real one: How do you spell red?
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Post by Intrigue on Jun 19, 2007 23:09:40 GMT -5
I dunno, I failed kindergarten T.T
Why do they sell hotdogs in packages of 10, but hotdog buns in packages of 8!?
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Post by Xackek on Jun 19, 2007 23:15:55 GMT -5
Because life is unfair
Why are wrong numbers never busy when dial them?
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Post by Intrigue on Jun 19, 2007 23:25:47 GMT -5
Because your friendly phone-service provider is actually a conspiracy.
What happens if you're not actually insane, but going sane in a crazy world? Does that make you crazy?
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Post by jackyl411 on Jun 20, 2007 22:16:55 GMT -5
it makes you CRAZ-ZANE!!! How do i like milk  |
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Post by snowind on Jun 20, 2007 23:02:51 GMT -5
you don't like it, its the illusion that you like it made by your brain and a chip implanted by the government.
Why is there an ice-cream van with a satellite dish on top parked outside my house?
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Post by jackyl411 on Jun 20, 2007 23:35:11 GMT -5
So they can hear what type of ice cream you want Ohhh Scarry
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Post by GEOvanne on Jun 21, 2007 1:21:08 GMT -5
why didnt jacky ask a question?
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Post by leethal on Jun 21, 2007 4:42:49 GMT -5
why didn't geovanne give an answer?
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Post by jackyl411 on Jun 21, 2007 11:00:21 GMT -5
Beacuse I dinsnt give a question ( my name is Jackyl 411 JACKYL just to let you know, my real name is Justin any way  ) why did lammas goo lloo |
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Post by Locke on Jun 21, 2007 16:17:26 GMT -5
they go low because they can limbo
what high school did chuck norris go to
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Post by Xackek on Jun 21, 2007 19:32:43 GMT -5
Chuck Norris was kicked out of all school after he roundhoused a teacher for looking at him funny.
Why has my pet rock not been eating lately?
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Post by snowind on Jun 21, 2007 23:51:17 GMT -5
Because chuck norris petted him so hard that his rock stomach stopped admitting food. *sorry I love the chuck norris jokes..." Lol
Why are do doctors always have cold hands?
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Post by leethal on Jun 22, 2007 1:39:02 GMT -5
Because they know chuck norris won't be coming in, so there's no need to heat them up. Chuck Norris never needs a doctor!
Why do bicycles (dammit i'm confused, bycicles?) have such awkward and uncomfortable seats?
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Post by GEOvanne on Jun 22, 2007 2:21:47 GMT -5
cause you head will imlpode
will chuck norris be offened by these jokes? and if so, will he beat us up?
(the first spelling was right, leethal)
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