Liz
Experienced Psion
empath/intuitive
Now you've asked for it...
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Post by Liz on Sept 22, 2007 8:35:32 GMT -5
A: Eleventy-twelve
Q: If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?
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brandonslau
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We love your face, we'd really like to sell you...
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Post by brandonslau on Sept 23, 2007 1:02:40 GMT -5
A:its homneoaked.
Q:What comes after -0?
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Post by meep on Sept 23, 2007 5:48:17 GMT -5
marshmallows.
Do bald people use shampoo and conditioner?
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Liz
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Post by Liz on Sept 23, 2007 10:06:22 GMT -5
Nope, they use marshmallow fluff.
Why do people believe anything you tell them?
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Cronus
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The tongue like a sharp knife, it kills without drawing blood.
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Post by Cronus on Sept 23, 2007 10:18:47 GMT -5
A: because they are like monkeys.
Q: What do you call a wingless fly?
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Post by T_Hornberger on Sept 23, 2007 10:33:33 GMT -5
A wingless fly, is a Can'tfly
If the grass is always greener on the other side, what color is the sky there?
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Cronus
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Post by Cronus on Sept 23, 2007 10:35:37 GMT -5
A: Blue as usuall.
Q: What do you call a man with no shins?
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Post by raysoru on Sept 23, 2007 10:41:50 GMT -5
Whatever you want. He won't be going very far.
Why is America full of idiots?
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Havik
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I see you =)
Posts: 291
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Post by Havik on Sept 23, 2007 10:43:55 GMT -5
A: Shamful
Q: How many letters are there in the Alphabet?
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Cronus
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Post by Cronus on Sept 23, 2007 10:57:01 GMT -5
A: 8
Q: what has a butterfly got to do with butter?
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GardDog
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Feral at heart
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Post by GardDog on Sept 23, 2007 15:59:47 GMT -5
A - because butter is fly
Q - what flavor is pi?
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Liz
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empath/intuitive
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Post by Liz on Sept 23, 2007 16:48:33 GMT -5
A - Burning
Q - SAYS WHO?!?!?!?
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Havik
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Post by Havik on Sept 23, 2007 20:38:51 GMT -5
A: Mary Rose.
Q: old Mcdonald had a farm?
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Liz
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Post by Liz on Sept 24, 2007 16:07:25 GMT -5
A -- Sadly, no.
Q -- What did Britney Spears do with the hair she cut off?
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Post by T_Hornberger on Sept 24, 2007 20:32:23 GMT -5
She ate them to destroy the evidence
Why do dogs prefer fire hydrants, why not like light poles or something
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