Zangetsu
Psion Explorer
Don't mess with him.
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Post by Zangetsu on Nov 11, 2007 21:51:27 GMT -5
They had a meeting and someone went "Thurrr...s"
How'd the guy who made the first clock know what time it was?
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Post by The Adfeng on Nov 11, 2007 22:22:53 GMT -5
Someone told him.
If a cretin says that all cretins lie, is he telling the truth?
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Liz
Experienced Psion
empath/intuitive
Now you've asked for it...
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Post by Liz on Nov 11, 2007 23:21:08 GMT -5
That, my friend, is s quesiton for the ages.
Where is the "anykey" on the keyboard?
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Post by The Adfeng on Nov 12, 2007 20:24:37 GMT -5
Right above the, "I'mstupidtofallforthis" key.
If a man is in a forest and says something, and no women is around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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Liz
Experienced Psion
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Now you've asked for it...
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Post by Liz on Nov 14, 2007 21:20:44 GMT -5
You better believe it.
Are you afraid of the dark?
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Post by GEOvanne on Nov 16, 2007 9:10:51 GMT -5
yes, the psibunnies are there
who many times do i have to keep telling you this?
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Liz
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Now you've asked for it...
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Post by Liz on Nov 16, 2007 17:10:44 GMT -5
I 'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
Why can't they stop the beat?
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Zangetsu
Psion Explorer
Don't mess with him.
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Post by Zangetsu on Nov 16, 2007 20:47:18 GMT -5
Cause you can't stop the beat.
Why am I such an anime freak?
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madboy1993
Psion
there's just too much that time cannot erase..
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Post by madboy1993 on Nov 19, 2007 13:59:21 GMT -5
Q:why cant my toes talk to me?!
A:because they have no tongue..
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Post by snowind on Nov 19, 2007 16:32:00 GMT -5
Cause you can't stop the beat. Why am I such an anime freak? Since the last guy didn't answered your question... Because everyone is a freak deep down  Why are mints so cool? |
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Liz
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Post by Liz on Nov 20, 2007 16:56:24 GMT -5
Because the show "Leave it to Beaver" was cancelled.
1+psi+the square root of a piece of pie = ?
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Post by GEOvanne on Nov 21, 2007 9:30:58 GMT -5
the whole pie tin
can people run out of stupid questions?
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Post by The Adfeng on Nov 21, 2007 14:33:05 GMT -5
Depends on if stupid questions can run out of people.
Why is what why when what who when?
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Liz
Experienced Psion
empath/intuitive
Now you've asked for it...
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Post by Liz on Nov 21, 2007 23:42:05 GMT -5
Because it therefore yesterday shoes them two days ago.
Where do psi bunnies come from?
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Post by azaelius on Nov 22, 2007 1:07:19 GMT -5
Psi bunnies emerge when the summer solstice appears on the bear's behind. The lattitude of which coincides with the geographical alignment of my left ear. However, if said psi bunnies emerged from the coicidence of my right ear, there would be pickle gribble mongleorch jimble bamble boo.
Now, I must know... eggplant produce monkey caterpillar? In my nose there happen 4th john figglenonma. The roast is on the roof under the floorboards and my mother cellphone.
And Also, it is of great importance that the vampire cup transition combustion cardboard runs through and under flag candy wrapper the guitar string's vellum. Always remember this.
When the time trickles through the cobwebs and the rabbit hole leaks, the lantern glows the dimmer, and the evil carrots speak.
They speak and talk and gabble and gawk, but they never sound a make. If thoust runneth through the wall and cometh out another, yours shall be the cake.
The carrots, you see, are neither there nor here, and although the jingles jangle, the momwat morble dree.
Now my tale is at an end, although you probably didnt get it, and the momwats they have drilled me, in some strange effort to get fit.
Now I'm done speaking, broablie mingle mee, drothcan eggplant paper plate, little man drooble dee.
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