Liz
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Post by Liz on Nov 26, 2007 16:39:46 GMT -5
A: .......pickle?
Q: Why can't elephants fly?
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Post by T_Hornberger on Dec 13, 2007 19:43:36 GMT -5
Because during their creation they had to choose between a trunk, or wings, and they chose the trunk...duh
If the moon is made of cheese, why isn't it rotten by now?
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Liz
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Post by Liz on Dec 13, 2007 19:58:01 GMT -5
Because the man in the moon puts it in the fridge.
Are frosted flakes really that great?
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Post by poesraven on Dec 13, 2007 21:04:09 GMT -5
You know they are. Because if they weren't then that tiger would be lying, and as we all know. Tigers are the most honest big cat in the world.
If Texans are from Texas, and Albanians are from Albania, what are people from Lesbos called?
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Post by T_Hornberger on Dec 14, 2007 15:16:17 GMT -5
Cow
If you are listening to music very VERY loud, and something makes a sound, and you don't hear it, did it make a sound?
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Post by The Adfeng on Dec 14, 2007 16:20:35 GMT -5
Literally, no. Logically, yes. Scientificly, yes.
If my shoe is twice my head but my head is twice my shoe, is it a paradox?
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Liz
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Post by Liz on Dec 15, 2007 21:48:44 GMT -5
Only if no one is around to hear it.
Want some mashed potatoes?
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Post by T_Hornberger on Dec 16, 2007 16:30:31 GMT -5
Sure
why?
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Liz
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Post by Liz on Dec 16, 2007 17:27:20 GMT -5
Because mashed potatoes are the food stuffs of the gods.
Will the madness never cease?!
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Post by azaelius on Dec 18, 2007 0:10:14 GMT -5
A: Did you not SEE my freaking awesome poem thingie?
Q: How come the marshmallow yogurt yellows the marbled strumpet lamp?
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Liz
Experienced Psion
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Posts: 419
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Post by Liz on Dec 19, 2007 22:24:30 GMT -5
Because the parallel cubix gift wraps the state.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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Kain
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Post by Kain on Jan 4, 2008 15:58:59 GMT -5
Because They are posting ads about themselves. Darn spammmm...
Why are trees made of wood?
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Post by dash on Jan 4, 2008 16:54:36 GMT -5
if they were made out of metal they'd rust
can't you see the buildings on FIRE?
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Post by The Adfeng on Jan 4, 2008 17:21:21 GMT -5
Because, they've already given up and fell to the ground.
If I am Cu, but so is MBSD, who am I that is Cu, but Cu is MBSD which is Cu which is me?
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Post by sleepyhollow94 on Jan 4, 2008 19:33:54 GMT -5
You are neither. You are a flowerpot.
Would a grape take tap dancing or ballet?
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