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Post by The Adfeng on Jan 4, 2008 21:15:57 GMT -5
Well, if it was a boy, then it would take Tap Dancing. If it was a girl, well, let's not think about that right now.
Why does Google have answers to most of life's questions?
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Post by sleepyhollow94 on Jan 4, 2008 21:30:10 GMT -5
Because it is run by a guy in a cardboard box, who is all knowing.
If you had a hammer, and a nail, which would you eat?
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Post by Liz on Jan 6, 2008 0:08:43 GMT -5
I would have to ask the guy in the cardboard box.
If the ocean was pepsi and you were a duck, would you swim to the bottom and never come up?
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Post by The Adfeng on Jan 6, 2008 0:17:00 GMT -5
No, because I couldn't breathe.
I like pie, do you?
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Post by red29216 on Jan 6, 2008 0:25:52 GMT -5
pie gives me digestible problems.
do you use a salad fork or a steak fork to drink your soup?
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Post by Fearn on Jan 6, 2008 4:42:29 GMT -5
All three!
Why is the sky blue?
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Post by Liz on Jan 6, 2008 14:11:20 GMT -5
Because that's what the psi bunnies wanted...
Hey, have I met you somewhere before?
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Post by Mat Ethers on Jan 8, 2008 5:27:44 GMT -5
No... But we have met...
If you were not here to observe reality, would you like a cookie?
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Post by Liz on Jan 8, 2008 19:15:03 GMT -5
A COOKIE?!
WHAt ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF MONSTER?!
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Post by Mat Ethers on Jan 8, 2008 19:55:04 GMT -5
No I'm a witch... god darn that's apples. *colapses from existance due to the semi paradoxial nature of it all*
Why did I put a period at the end of this question.
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Post by The Adfeng on Jan 8, 2008 19:57:15 GMT -5
Because you were too lazy to put a question mark at the end. And it's very gramattically incorrect and it makes my head hurt.
Is this a oxymoron? Microsoft Works
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Post by Mat Ethers on Jan 8, 2008 19:59:22 GMT -5
Definitely (  that is one of the best questions so far) A+B= 3 and A+A=2, why do birds fly? |
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Post by dash on Jan 8, 2008 21:01:51 GMT -5
because they cant buy a bus ticket south for the winter
how did internet acronyms get started?
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Post by Mat Ethers on Jan 8, 2008 21:34:17 GMT -5
Microsoft Started it (Most Intelligent Customers Realise Our Product Only Fools Teenagers)
So IBM (I Blame Microsoft)
Why don't planes fly south for winter too?
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Post by Liz on Jan 9, 2008 17:15:12 GMT -5
Because they have stupid humans that take care of them durring the winter months. Also, they're teamed up with the psibunnies in their quest for world domination (although, apparently there's a new quest...  ) Why do people think I'm scary just because I ride a broom? |
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that is one of the best questions so far)
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